Tuesday, 18 February 2014
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Monday, 10 February 2014
All Men Are Dogs!
“He used me, all
he wanted was just sex. Men are such dogs! The whole lot of them!” Most women
if not all have said the exact words at least once in their lifetime. I
personally used to say “All men are dogs but on different levels – some are
bull dogs and some are chiwawa’s”. I take it back, men are just men just as
much as us women are just women. What
time has taught me is that men will always want to get however much they can
get from a woman/girl, most of the time it’s not forced but we give it willingly
except in some cases where it is by force.
A man will come
up to you and say “Hey, I like you, enjoy your company, find you attractive…but
I’m currently with someone and I’m just not feeling her anymore, going through
a rough patch…or – I’m married, very unhappy and planning to leave my wife…” We
do our calculations (That’s another topic on its own) and what do we see?
Jackpot! Calm down Hyena! The fact that that man has let you know that there is
someone else or an unfinished chapter there automatically makes you a side
chick, nyatsi, ikhwapha, umaNtuli, iJuvie etc. (I guess you didn’t add or
multiply that in your calculations) – in this case he will do with you what any
man does to a side chick and loyal and non-judgmental friends are always there
to wipe those tears at the end of it all.
If your stallion
is serious and wants you around, he’ll make sure that his stable is spick and
span just waiting for you to accept his invitation and not shuffle you around
the different rooms while sweeping his dirt hun – and yes I said “accept his
invitation” don’t invite yourself lest you risk being shuffled because he just
wasn’t prepared for a guest. As much as we’d love to be invited into clean
stables, let’s make sure that our’s are on point and even sterilized first.
Love is a
beautiful thing, let’s enjoy it ngaphandle kokuhlomeka.
Yours in Uzuri,
Moi.
Get Her A Chloe' Bag
This past weekend some girls and I went on a road trip and oh what
fun we had! As you know when you put women together the topic
of............................................................Relationships!
always comes up J Well, this time was no
different. This other friend of mine was talking about how this guy she was
seeing went MIA and recently appeared declaring his undying love for her and
how much he realised during his absence that he needs her (we have all heard that
one before *rolls eyes*) now they are ‘together’ again and they are happy! She
then says she would not have even seen him but because he had a Chloe’ bag with
him he got the opportunity and got to spend the night ;).
This got me thinking what my ‘Chloe’ bag’ is, I asked the other
ladies what theirs is. From a friend of mine who is married said that hers is “knowing
that her husband is always by her side and that he’ll always have her back that
no matter how bad things are...”. This other lady said if her man were to come
up to her, pick her up, tickle her and be playful that alone would break the
ice (looking at her most men would be scared to even approach her, she just has
one of those f*#! Off faces on all the time) another one said it would have to
be a Brazilian weave and nothing else she said flicking her hair.
Ladies: Your Chloe’ bag says a lot
about the kind of woman you are, know your worth.
Gentle brothers: When it comes to
dealing with women, sometimes if not most of the time that Chloe’ bag is you,
the man that you are and not what you can buy for us. NB: Please note that this
might not apply to girls.
Without contradicting myself, gifts are always welcome! The more on
a random date it is given the more appreciated it is. Just don’t use them to
get out of situations – man up.
Yours in Uzuri,
Moi.
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